Ever'onwardling - Tweeting Twitter in Twain

Subject:	Tweeting Twitter in Twain
Time:	04:54 am

I was in the woods, hunting for tulips purposely planted in hidden places by a sweet old lady. It was a game we played. #dream
Realized I hadn't talked to my girlfriend since Christmas. Tried calling her, but technology was still retarded in the 90's. #dream
#Banknorth revoked a $70 overdraft fee because I threatened to report them to the Federal Reserve. Gallagher 1, Banknorth 0.
Mutagen my ass.
Opened up the curtains by my workspace. It's amazing how good it feels to work in the sunset.
Time to make gluten free pancakes.
This nerdy alcoholic Irish guy spergs out at me on Skype sometimes. I told him I've never heard of Joss Whedon to get him to leave me alone

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