November 21st, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:00 am

Slapped a man in the buttocks so hard he peed himself. #dream Long term goals: become Lady GaGa. Short term goals: eat Lady GaGa. YES I AM KIRBY Farts were had. Adorableness has a scale: yfrog.com/4f2raj Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 20th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

A mob boss's daughter died of lead poisoning because someone put pencils in her soup. The tragedy of it all was overwhelming. #dream Oh hi machine elves! #TommyWiseauonDMT In Safari you can right click and select Speech>Start Speaking and it will read it out loud. Now if only you could convert it to an mp3. I would so fuck me yfrog.com/4g78ij Leave it to european teenagers to make the most foul music video in the world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 19th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:00 am

The space ship is actually an ark. The ark is actually a peen. #2012spoilers Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 18th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

Holy crap I am tweeting from my xbox. what has come of this world? I want a Mario mod were he can only kill enemies by cutting them with a knife. I like my music as gay as possible. Mass Effect: immersive narrative and setting rolled up in dogshit combat. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 17th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

i know what this job needs this job needs a burrito Drifted to sleep while watching the meteor shower. Sephiroth put down that black materia. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 14th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:00 am

.@badmovienight bit.ly/FtqQ3 I'm throwing a work party at the new Skytemple office this afternoon if anyone wants to join me. RT @ShaneWatch: NASA finding water on the moon is a way bigger deal than New Moon Idly wondering if there's an audible frequency that can allow the brain to comprehend words at a faster cadence. #wetware Enjoying a late lunch burrito and Corona. Work party at the party office commencing shortly. Aw yeah, workin so hard it's like a party. Kicking off the party with a party nap. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 12th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:00 am

I officially declare today to be birthday day. Sorry @granulac and @hollyblack, I know it sucks to have your birthday on a holiday. I wonder what the fundamentalist Christian pro-lifer stance is on life extension. That may make for some hilarious contradictions. Tit wipe Goddamn, I don't know if Overcompensating is funnier when you're drunk or if it's been especially funny this week. Either way I <3 gun week I just created a new list specifically due to Sarah Palin. (The list is called "assholes") it's my prerogative to call licd.com lick a dick dot com Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 10th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:03 am

RT @danharmon: I was so excited that "Giants" was a trending topic, but it turned out to be because of the OPPOSITE of dungeons and dragons. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 9th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:06 am

I realized I was hungry the second I picked up my iPhone. iThink it's become part of my central nervous system. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 7th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

I find an odd hand-held device at my old high school that displays my thoughts. I control it & it becomes a lucid dream within a #dream Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 6th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:04 am

RT @warrenellis: NYC folk: the excellent Geoff Manaugh (@bldgblog) is speaking at Pratt in Brooklyn tonight, free entry: is.gd/4NY6K Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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November 5th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:07 am

I've been feeling the westward call lately. Must... fight... crushing sense of... inadequacy. susanbuck.net/ I did not expect to see boobies in that cheerleader/ninja movie. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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October 17th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

I just spent 15 bucks on iPhone apps. All sorts of new stuff to play with. Looking forward to figuring out 8bitone and playing Eliss. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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October 16th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

Wow, this is huge news. "The Maximum Fun store is now open!" topatoco.com/maxfun maximumfun.org/ (via @topatoco) Avidly recording and deleting freestyle rapping on my iPhone. #noevidence Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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October 15th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

I am rewriting Fire-Fuckers. #firefuckers As Chief's head slumps to the desk, the door before him flies open, revealing Charleson, coat rippling from an ill wind, illuminated by halo I have no idea how to bake my director's notes into a screenplay, so there are a lot of "We see..." kind of notes. Example: We see the chief as if he is leaning with his face pressed to the wall. In actuality, the camera is sideways: the wall is his desk I'm listening to an entire album of Lady Gaga while I bike to Noho. Bed time for me. #grampa Fishheadman and the Ghost of Billy Hero twitpic.com/lkg7l Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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October 14th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

I like to stand in the aisle on the bus and pretend I'm riding a giant skateboard. #bustruth I fantasize about falling into the momentum of a bus as it brakes to sneak in a punch as I crash into an obnoxious busgoer. #bustruth I wish the 'request stop' cords steered the bus. #bustruth A girl at work walked into our office and asked us what was up. I told her we were just sittin around slandering retards. She left quickly My bus transforms into a giant robot. The seats turn into turret booths. #bustruth Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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October 12th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:01 am

Heard the sound of spraypainting in a video and smelled it. #maybecancer Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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October 11th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:00 am

Giving Obama a Nobel Peace Prize makes about as much sense as giving Chef Boyardee an Emmy. Way to delegitimize the Nobel prize, guys. If you're going to give a Nobel Peace Prize to an American president, give another one to Jimmy Carter. Awesome: www.revelinnewyork.com/videos I would describe my relationship with @azurio as a "smoldering bromance". Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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October 10th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:00 am

Silent Phil 4: Phil's Room #videogamesoregretbuying Meta Geezer Salad 4: Buns of the the Hate Cats #videogamesoregretbuying Halo 3 ODST #videogamesjephregretsbuying Hooker Mama #videogamesiregretbuying For some reason, I can't log into facebook and I don't terribly mind. I want to edit cut scenes from the Room into Silent Hill 4: The Room. Whenever the character looks in the hole he sees Wiseau looking back Pet that lion, dad. bit.ly/EG7wY RT: @arthurmagazine Another Pitchfork winner: count the errors in this review haha — bit.ly/3OxdLZ Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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October 9th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:00 am

I ate cake and ice cream with chopsticks last night. RT @ryelle: Congrats to @Meliko for getting her shirt design printed! teefury.com Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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