June 29th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

God is metal. tinyurl.com/n6gog5 (via @RichardMetzger) iPhone 3.0 is sooo good. Adjustable scrubbing speed, ability to double the speed of podcasts, copy and pasting, all kinds of good things. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 28th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

I was a vampire policeman covering up a family man's murder. Other members kept walking into the crime scene & I had to drink them. #dream The new King of Pop? tr.im/pZsc Just returned from Grey Matter, a new book store in Hadley. They have a great space there, with plans to do movie nights with a projector. greymatterbookstore.com/ <== New used book store. If ever I have the money, I would love to fly down to Mexico for an Ayahuasca ceremony. *sigh* Some day... If Dean Radin shaved off the mustache and hair, he would look like a god damn rock star. tr.im/q10m Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 27th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

So this is what 9 in the morning feels like. Ew. End times, or time ends? #911Imean2012 Oh god, it's so good. bit.ly/1rYS0 Guess who gave the potential client the wrong fucking phone number to call? This guy. #details FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck #Fuck Client got my email and called. One of the questions she asked was "can you think of an example where attention to detail served you well?" Transformers 2: Indiana Jones Jr. and the Commercial for Cars #8wordsorless .@SpicyMyshell Irony is only as good as it hurts. Thank god for Updatelog and Freshbooks is all I have to say about client management. #followfriday @DianeticComa, @HyperCubist, @neocontrail, @RationalGeographic, @OffBrand, @Futureface, @Oeuvre9000 If anyone is heading to @theoblack1's Birthday party and wants to give me a ride, call me @ 862-7123! .@rstevens @wigu Art is on Coast tonight with Dean Radin. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 26th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

I thought for the longest time that a square foot described the sides and not the area. But way to be a dick about, @blossomer. Biking to the office to familiarize myself with the camera @theoblack1 got for us to shoot some book trailers (and get more Farscape). *w* 9pm EST, we listen to Thriller in tribute. Let our collective grief raise him up to the skies. #thrillervigil (Via @rstevens) The torrent just finished downloading. Late, I'm late, late, late. #thrillervigil This will be the first time I've listened to Thriller. #thrilervigil This album is as old as I am. #thrillervigil Riding down a hill as lightning and fireflies flashed around me, I thought, "Gear 3 warp engaged." Reason #144 to not live in a city. When @blossomer puts her feet in front of me, I immediately start rubbing them. I don't even realize I'm doing it Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 25th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Got a phone interview with a potential client who has video editing work. It's at 10am, so I've got to get used to that time of day quick I heard somewhere that Michael Bay was molested by an explosion. "These sausages have turned," she said, as she emptied the frying pan's hot contents on my lap. I howled in sex-pain. #lyttlelytton tr.im/pFPH #themosthorriblething Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 24th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Peed blue in the tub at my high school reunion. Signed up to play baseball, but everyone else had robots playing for them. #dream The ending of this plate doesn't make any sense: tr.im/puYV (via @shanewatch) If a guy's shirt is tucked in, & he goes to the bathroom, & he comes out of the bathroom, & his shirt is not tucked in, that guy pooped. tinyurl.com/mubrnl #mosthorriblething Herbgarden, Bob and Sebastion, Cod Live Underwater, Aesop Talks, White Kids, TV on the TV #coolbandnamesmadeuncool Watching @theoblack1's copy of Faescape season 4 in an attempt to keep abreast of @azurio. I'm thinking of watching the movies as a Thing. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 23rd, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

You're tearing me APART, Photoshop! Wasteland is updated: www.centripede.com/wasteland/ I convinced @azurio that filming us playing with GI Joes would be hilarious. #dream Considering Jesus' virgin birth, you would think Christians would conclude God is a woman. Mention @dishliquid on Twitter for a chance to win a free iPod! The mind is a very precarious radio, and we are the signal. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 22nd, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Happy Solstice everyone. It's all down hill from here. I keep wanting to eat the Micro SD sitting in front of me. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 21st, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Reading 'a Primer on Jungian Pschology' as part of my research for an absurd sitcom concept. It's probably not what you think. "The symbol.. represents an attempt to elucidate, by means of analogy, something that still belongs entirely in the domain of the unknown.." Gobama- - wait, what??! www.newsweek.com/id/202875 (via @NickHate) Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 20th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Post apocalyptic gang wars. Killed a werewolf with a knife. One man threw garden tools at me. Caught the shovel and whacked him. #dream BLDGBLOG's idea for Ghostbusters 3 makes my brain shamelessly writhe around on the floor like a cat in heat. tr.im/p6GD #Followfriday: @CorpusculentMenace, @WitherThither, @Hamtown, @Pharmatopia, @VampireBuckminsterFuller, @SpooningCthulhu, @aBoyAndHisBrob When I turn the light off and the stars on the ceiling and the skull on my desk glow, I get happy in a way 27 Year olds shouldn't get happy. Things got weird in bat country. #grantour Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 19th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

I finally have time to work on my comic! Sometimes, when I look at the comments on YouTube, my stomache actually turns. Sometimes XKCD is just complete gibberish to me. Shit Blows Up: the Movie tr.im/p1jA Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 18th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:03 am

It appears that hits on my website occur in an inverse proportion to how much time I have to care about it. Just won a wrestling match with a tent. Now to turn over the soil in the garden. The shower in my future will be one most necessary. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 17th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

RT @Owenfd: Get out and vote Northampton Pro tip: do not put waffle from toaster directly into mouth Going to @granulac's with @theoblack1 to take some stuff. RT: @robinsloan This is both the end and the beginning of civilization. JFK auto-tuned: is.gd/13GF1 You have the worst face, @yellingbird. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 16th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Check out the gorgeous scenery from the new High Line park in NYC: tr.im/ozQp (via @pomeranian99) Thunder excites me like the Jonas Brothers excites little girls. It is a divine attractor my underdeveloped mind can't quite yet comprehend How to make dip: Spend 20 minutes dismantling the can opener, wiping it clean and oiling it as your blood sugar drops to zero. Curse loudly rt @nzmrmn change yr Twitter settings 2 show GMT +03:30 Tehran as your timezone & change home city to Tehran to confuse the Iranian censors. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 15th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Part of town was for people who didn't want to pay taxes. All the services paid for by taxes were withdrawn. It was a ghetto. #dream A man was being arrested for peeing his pants. Everyone else began peeing their pants in protest and solidarity. #dream I found a document @futurefresh wrote in high school with the names of people real and imagined followed by their power level. I'm bringing Bushido Blade to the Gran Finale so we have some old school hilarity to ensue while other people are singing it up. BBQFTW "Every day is a colonic": @rstevens RT @granulac: We're doing a webcomics party come hang out i guess bit.ly/zlSCw Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 14th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Galangal root+spirulina+acai+almonds+bananna+frozen peaches = a kick ass smoothy. I think I have a gift... no, THE GIFT. J.Andrew's guest Dinosaur comic may have just solidified his status as a fucking genius. www.qwantz.com/ Baby I've Got Fingers for You #creepylovesongs Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 13th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

RT @klintron: World Lecture Hall - search engine of online classes: is.gd/ZTnV Overheard at the Hadley Garden Center: "there's a little boy lost and he's looking for his wife" Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 12th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

I was a Druid freedom fighter destroying polluting cities and saving people from natural disastors. Swamp Thing + Captain Planet. #dream The new Mos Def album is MOSt DEFinitely excellent! SEE WHAT I DID THERE I guess this is funny when you don't realize this behavior is indicative of rabies: bit.ly/G6Urg The timer on www.freshbooks.com/, and really the whole thing in general is awesome. explosionsandboobs.com/ bit.ly/1XlJqz Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 11th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

Went to bed after being awake for 12 hours. Slept for 12 hours. WTH My bad knee was full of deep holes from chemical burns after a swim. I treated it with rubbing alcohol, which felt really good. #dream Yoshi fan art up in here. Oh smoothy with Ginger powder, where have you been all my life. RT @dpinchbeck: i will be on Coast to Coast AM from 3 - 4 am tonight, for any night owls out there. Oh, the things we do to the body in service of the mind. Uk, god, this whipped cream tastes like a moustache. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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June 10th, 2009

Subject: Tweeting Twitter in Twain Time: 04:02 am

RT @robotwisdom: Arkansas hotel-sprinkler prank causes $50k damage bit.ly/63aTI RT @Greenspeak: Hitler hates Valve! bit.ly/GPAQl Hahaha, Onion TV is so good. RT @robertashley: Nation's girlfriends unveil new economic plan: Let's move in together. bit.ly/asq0O Wasteland has reached page 30 (and 31). Now's a perfect time to catch up on what the heck's going on. www.centripede.com/wasteland/ I'm pretty sure I can hear better in the dark. A clip of Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein Girl, the new movie from the demented mind behind Tokyo Gore Police: tr.im/nYyL Listening to a McKenna talk, trying to fall asleep. Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Join Twitter

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